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'Welcome back, you legend!' Peter Kay's fans rejoice as he makes rare appearance at Dance For Life show. On The Buses star Anna Karen leaves the bulk of her £400,000 to EastEnders co-star Sophie Lawrence after she died aged 85 in a fire at homeĬoleen Rooney stuns in a VERY busty red dress in a sultry snap as she reprises a pair of vintage heels she wore to husband Wayne's birthday 19 YEARS ago 'It was like I was speaking to a stranger': Darius Campbell Danesh 'went off-grid sparking concern among pals' - before he was found dead aged 41 What is going on? Is this worse than being stood up by Cambridge Man? I suppose at least this dumping was so swift I hadn’t had time to wax.īesotted Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are all smiles as they tie the knot in breathtaking Georgia ceremony at their $8.9m 'plantation' estate. I then stare a bit, and notice that me saying ‘Night!’ on Sunday, seconds after he said we would sort our date, only got one tick as well! I have only got one tick! He has blocked me on WhatsApp too! It’s a bit like a pregnancy test, but without the fun part. But you won’t get a second tick, which means message delivered.’ ‘You will get one tick, which means sent. ‘But how will I know if I am blocked there too?’ ‘Message him and see if it goes through.’ She is well versed in these sorts of situations. ‘How do I check if I’m blocked on WhatsApp as well?’ I ask her. We went to a pub, he went to the bar and… never came back. A man on Tottenham Court Road stopped me and asked me for a drink. This is turning out to be very similar to when I had just moved to London aged 18. ‘Go on WhatsApp and see if he has blocked you there, too,’ she says, unable to contain her glee. You can no longer send messages to this person or view his tweets.’ And so I open his profile on Twitter and, lo and behold, it says, ‘Sean XXX has blocked you. ‘Let me see more photos!’ she says, which I hadn’t thought of. The next day, I show Nic his bare torso in the river, and tell her we are going on a date this Saturday. I started Google Earthing the car parks of various pubs in the Peak District National Park, to work out the terrain vis-à-vis heels. We ended on him saying that we would meet this Saturday, and that we would ‘work out what to do’. Would the virus like to find any more ways to thwart my love life? The only slight red light was that he sent a screen shot of a double room in a Premier Inn for £95, with the message: ‘There is only one room left, we’d have to share’, which I pointedly ignored. We both tried to find a pub or hotel with rooms, as it is a few hours’ drive for both of us, but they were all fully booked. He replied: ‘You are a big tick in that column!’ Very smooth! I tell him I could ask a million questions, but it all boils down to attraction. He replied: ‘Well, if you are there, I probably won’t notice anything else.’
We decided to meet in a pub in the Peak District which, I tell him, is one of my favourite places. We are both divorced he lives in the Midlands. ‘Shame it’s not normal, like in a bar or a café… So, I will take a leap…’Īt least this dumping was so swift I hadn’t had time to wax
‘It’s a pleasure to virtually meet you,’ he typed. I replied that, no, ha ha ha, I had named my limited company Goddess, as I wanted the chippy people at HMRC to be forced to call me that every time they opened my file. Then he typed: ‘Can I ask, why the Goddess Twitter handle? Is it because you are so good looking?’ He said he had been for a swim after a stressful day. He said he had sent it by mistake, but that was obviously a lie. He looks a little like Michael Fassbender. Well, not completely naked, but a bare torso emerging from reeds in a river. It was from a man who had texted me Happy New Year, but I’d heard nothing since. I was having a quiet Sunday evening watching my new friends on Love Island, when I had a message alert on Twitter. I replied, ‘Blimey! Looks cold! He said he had sent it by mistake He sent a photo of his bare torso emerging from reeds in a river.
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